Interview with the Minotaur

The Island of Crete, Greece

The Minotaur is an ancient monster with the head of a bull and the body of a man. It was said to live in a vast labyrinth that was all but unsolvable. I’ve found a way to get through, so I’m going to give you the first ever sneak peek into the life of the Minotaur.


SKYE: Why do you live in a maze? Isn’t it a bit lonely being by yourself in here with no chance of anyone finding you?

MINOTAUR: Moo!

SKYE: I see. Tell me, what do you do to pass the time in here?

MINOTAUR: Mooooo!

SKYE: Could you elaborate on that?

MINOTAUR: Moo.

SKYE: You know I can’t understand mooing, right?

MINOTAUR: Moo?

SKYE: That’s it, I’m done.

MINOTAUR: MOOOOOOOOO!